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welcome to my world of toys. VERY NEW! 2 very highbrow photo essays of distinction: surveillance and other shit NEWish! a picture series: may and june in the ebMpire [name: eBeth [birthday: july 18 [sign: cancer [places of residence: Toronto, New York City, and the Hamptons, bitch [job: web faker, corporate jingle writer, world class soup chef, comic strip maker, baker of apple crisp [passtimes: computer, books, napping, writing, riding my bike, drawing comics that turn out being not that funny, my Martha Stewart obsession, cooking, sega dreamcast... [drink: maker's mark, strongbow, strawberry milk, tea [food: massimo's pizza, astro yogurt, soy city grainburgers, pad thai, agedashi tofu, brie, anything I cook because I am awesome- especially my favorite sandwich [authors i approve of: p.g. wodehouse, zadie smith, brautigan, h.l. mencken, david foster wallace, oscar wilde, tony hendra, ted mann, saki, kinky friedman, david sedaris, terry southern... [favorite things: team of pals, bunny cleo, National Lampoon 1972-83, my bed, mail, diaryland, making dumb movies, mom, videogamez, polaroids, making out, plants and animals [lame as hell: Lost Highway, TTC, ICC, ABC's 'Hamptons' mini-series, David Dineen Porter, glitter, caps lock, AOL, Royal Canadian Air Farce, creeps, 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' and all improvisational comedy [now playing: kleenex girl wonder [playing at all other times: screen prints, my morning jacket, satisfact, les savy fav, kind of like spitting, modest mouse, lifter puller, comet gain, tragedy, AM/FM, lilys, indiepopradio, velvet underground, goldchains, red light sting, das efx. rockets red glare, femme fatale, micromusic radio, clinic [weak: scared of the dark, aural hallucinations, panic attacks, overly sensitive, insomniac, love too much, reads Martha Stewart Living [crush: I can't talk about it. so just buy me stuff from my amazon wishlist. [reason for living: Lifter Puller show [site of note: Rebirth78 [aol im: fevrier records