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Well it's not really a competition. We just sit on our fat asses all day while most people go to work, and complain about stuff. We always manage to keep the conversation fun and irreverant, but most of all, vaguely offensive and slanderous. Because we're cool like that. Below you'll find some riveting verbal volleys between noted racontuers and wits, Deirdre Curran and Elizabeth Mann.