with ebm and deirdre.

fevrier records: what can you give rabbits to make them fat?
OhXbondage: cheeeese!
OhXbondage: burger king!!!
fevrier records: yeah? is that okay for them to eat
OhXbondage: no its bad for them. dont do that at all
fevrier records: is there anything they CAN'T eat...like the way dogs can't eat chocolate?
fevrier records: but I want her to be FAT dammit!
OhXbondage: im not sure but bunnies shouldnt really eat many differnet things.
OhXbondage: haaha FAT?
fevrier records: yes! like one of the FATS
OhXbondage: ahahha she could be the mascot for the FATS
fevrier records: hee hee but first she needs to get FAT!!!!
fevrier records: i gave her a fig newton the other day
OhXbondage: hahaa
OhXbondage: that sounds good for her
fevrier records: but those are low fat cookies
fevrier records: yeah i know...
OhXbondage: i mean old people like figs
OhXbondage: bunnies are like old people in a way
fevrier records: this was actually a brand X fig newton. it was 'wild jumbleberry'
fevrier records: hahahah yeah?
OhXbondage: whoahhahhaha jumbleberry!
fevrier records: they don't dig loud music and they wonder what's with kids today?
OhXbondage: yeh exactly
fevrier records: what else makes bunnies like old people?
OhXbondage: hmm lets think
OhXbondage: they relax alot
OhXbondage: old people like to relax
OhXbondage: also, theyre miniature....like old people
fevrier records: yes!
OhXbondage: they could all seem jewish.....LIKE OLD PEOPLE!
fevrier records: hahhahaha...my bunny thinks jews are kinda sorry
OhXbondage: ok well could she seem jewish tho? or not at all?
OhXbondage: alot of times they have that "cranky" face. its all scrunched up by their noses...and thats old people right there
fevrier records: i'm trying to think. I mean, she does this thing where I'll fill up her food bowl and she be munching away and then she pick it up and dump it thru the grate so all the food gets annihilated and she'll beg for more fod. like, that's just sorta bitchy.