DEE TIME .

OhXbondage: im going to the laundromat
OhXbondage: i was thinking about how i have to go today and i decided to make a cartoon ripping off "a pocket for cordouroy" called "a yarmulke for Abearham"

fevrier records: hahahahha

OhXbondage: in which my bear, dopey, is left behind in the washer to be found by a Rabbi who looks at his tattered yarmulke says "a bear of such great faith needs a new yarmulke. and i do not know his name.....from now on he will be called Abearham"

fevrier records: nice!!!!

OhXbondage: you know, just like in the bible when they gave abraham his new name (although new? i dont know about that...it just went from Abram to Abraham...not so new..JEW!)

OhXbondage: bed time for this kid

fevrier records: me too... shite

OhXbondage: "a yarmulke for abearham" will become a jewish childrens classic

OhXbondage: fans of "jew-bear" family, the Bearnsteins, will love it

fevrier records: i don't like that family

OhXbondage: me either
OhXbondage: they were so dumpy and lame
OhXbondage: and they hung out with their grandma too much

fevrier records: when they moved in we were all "there goes the neighborhood!"

OhXbondage: i know....there goes the neigborhood but there go my taxes getting done!

fevrier records: for real

OhXbondage: it was kind of bittersweet

fevrier records: man, you probably shouldn't let a bear do your taxes

OhXbondage: fun in the sun and 99 in the shade. lifes a beach. cool phrases for mugs!

fevrier records: if today were a fish I'd throw it back!

OhXbondage: im lazy, fat and loud.....yes, im puerto rican!

fevrier records: t-shirt slogans : 'Ask me about my Syphillus!'

OhXbondage: "ask me about this glass of gin.....then ask me about my babies fetal alcohol syndrome"

fevrier records: i was wondering if it would be a huge procedure to have my knock knees fixed and she said it would be. and then we talked about how having knock knees is still way better than bow legs
fevrier records: because knock knees make you look like a pony that has just been born.

OhXbondage: yeh and new born ponies are all vulnerable and hot assed

OhXbondage: ahhaha im a pony, i do the pony...in fact i DO PONIES!