Hamilton had a lot to offer in the way of white trash retards in shorts and tank tops. They are all excited because they just saw Brooks and Dunn. We were excited because we just saw THEM.

It was an emergency. That emergency being, I REALLY needed to see Meredith's underwear.
We pulled over in a Tim Horton's parking lot.

...And she was gone. Our little girl. Off to try something new...alone. We wished her the best but kept our distance. This was her battle.

Success.

We never doubted her. She only doubted herself! The best part is she was wearing a Krispy Kreme hat and pissing behind a Tim Hortons. It was like a planned attack.

No. Thank YOU, Oakville!