Bust 'em Green.

The Greg and Elizabeth St. Patty's Day Massacre. Doing it up, Toronto style.

 

Just how will the unstoppable team of e.b.m. and steven gregory breau do up the world's most retarded holiday proper on a budget of about $10? We'll show you. Care to join us?

 

tentative itinerary:

PARADE! (Bloor? Yonge? whatever, they've got shriners.)

Duke of Gloucester- (Yonge Street- upstairs) later in the afternoon

James Joyce- Bloor St.

Innis College drinking party - st. george st. lobby of Innis or some crap. 7pm ($2 beer or um $0 if you're sneaky...and we are)

Regal Beagle - 335 Bloor St. (world's shittiest bar-Bloor st, by the Bata Shoe Museum)- 9pm. Last drink(or ten) before.....

Screamin Mimi's bash at Ted's Wrecking Yard!! (549 College) Hop on your Vespa and go! I went last year and it was amazingly fantastic.

you've tried and failed? can't find the elusive destructo-twins? Losing hope? Call this number- 340-2548 for regular updates on their whereabouts. If you can't come correct after that...well, it just ain't in you. Fuck. We aren't even Irish and we're still better than you.

Or maybe you'd like to EMAIL us?

Okay- so now it's post St. Pat's and soon greg and I will post a page of what ACTUALLY happened. stay tuned.