So I started my new job last week. Um..yeah. Nothing too exciting to say about it. I mean, I really like my job and all, I just don't like people who talk about work. Even though I had endless stories to tell when I worked at the El Mocambo- but that was different. For instance, I have yet to see ANYBODY, let alone 10 people, get thrown down the stairs at Icon-Nicholson. Nor has anyone offered me free mushrooms.

I've made friends with the gaggle of homeless people that chills on the corner of 13th and 7th ave. One such bum, Gray Wolf, has a giant shiny beetle in a jar which he keeps around his neck. He showed it to me. It was pretty. His toothless pal informed me, "I bet you didn't know that thing was ALIVE!! You didn't, did you? WELL, IT IS!!" He was spot on- I didn't know it was alive. I looked a little closer. Gray Wolf said, "Yeah, I just like...take him out every now and then and sprinkle some water on him and he wakes up. See how his legs are still intact?" Toothy piped in with a, "Look at the LEGS!!" The legs were very impressive.

I had seen Gray Wolf before and knew he had a dog (interestingly enough named 'Harley Davidson- the Wolf' despite the fact that it is neither a motorcycle NOR a wolf, but rather an emaciated pitbull) Anyhow, I asked Gray Wolf where his dog of similar moniker was at the moment. He was inside. Inside where, I do not know. Gray Wolf also has two kids and an ex-wife.

I was beginning to be late for work but my bums were more interesting than optimizing gifs so I gave them all cigarettes and Toothy gave me a free pass to Mission:impossible 2, and warned me not to get a man til I was 28. Point fuckin taken.

I am tired. I will churn out more crap this evening. oh! okay...here's something I heard on the way to the subway yesterday. A bunch of dudes were standing outside of the creepy motor vehicle place where they teach people how to drive buses and trucks. A man resembling Fred Sanford was heard to say, "Yeah...I wanna work for Apple Tours or some shit"

hahahahahahahah!!!!