The first one is supposed to represent an incredulous reaction to something. Like someone would say, "No really, Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts DON'T have sex with each other.", and you would say "(this gif)"

 

 

 

 

The second animaximum is entitled 'Uh'scuse me?' for that is the expression it is meant to embody. Surely, you will agree.

 

 

 

 

The third and perhaps most realistic expressionism is entitled "whaaat?" and can be used as a visual stand-in where an 'Oh no he di'n't!" might otherwise be employed. Also works as a "whoops! my bad!" where necc.

 

 

 

 

This fourth expression is a bit more nebulous. I would call it The Nebulist. Or The Creepy Nerd (your choice). I don't know when you would use this- maybe if you were babysitting and the phone in the study kept ringing and you were like, "Holy shit. Is this all there is? Am I ferseriously going to die in a played-out urban legend?" And the answer would be.... MAYBE.

 

 

 

TOTALLY FREE-FORM. Look, this is like the dynamite of the collection. When I use this I am just going OFF. I've had it!! You can use it in those type of situations in your own life. Either that or when you are stoned. When you are stoned all the time including when you do your hobbies. Be that making websites, making sandwiches, or taking naps. I'm not really keeping track