So my name is Greg and I'm like some type of uber homo deluxx. This web page was designed by someone who obviously got me confused with a 14 yr old girl stuck in 95. I live in the Alphaghetto with my mangy beasts and we share chicken livers and soda. I write songs on my geetar and hold a world record for "most chips consumed by person under 50 years of age." I was once a Canada-wide Cribbage champion.

My grandmother plays bingo on a professional level and doesn't even freak out if I call her up late at night and ask is she knows where me and my friend can get some acid. My mom probably knows, but I'm not going to ask her.

My sister thinks she's real sassy. If she gives me att-it-ude I gwon slap her face back to BUCKtown.

My diary is going to feature recipes involving Maria Christina, my love affair with Maria Christina, and the legend of Columbus' lost expedition vessel, the Maria Christina. Again, my name is Maria Christina, and I can be reached at (708) CHRISTINA.

Sit down, bok way and enjoy. let's get high as a muthafucka.....