so basically, deirdre and I got really liquored up and went to all these VIP parties during Fashion Week in NYC. We dressed like complete goofs right down to matching mullet wigs and pretended we were
Oh ma GAWD it's snowing! We never get snow like this in DALLAS! Wait till I tell the people back in Dallas about this snow and these snooty parties! Do my tits look okay to you?!			maternity models from Dallas. I was supposedly from the Dallas Tribune, and Deirdre? She was from, well she was just from Dallas. You know, it never snows there...in Dallas.
				When Deirdre got asked for her driver's license at Joe's Pub, she responded with "I don't DRIIIVE! My boyfriend drives me! " She succeeded in being SO annoying that th ebouncers just let her in anyway.