Keepin it real with
Jimmy Hughes.

Jimmy, if you could be in a good band, what band would you be in?
(chuckles) um...Tullycraft. Wait, can I change that to: Tullycraft or the Mendoza Line?

Okay, if you were a girl, who would you surrender your virginity to?
Um...*laughs* (long pause)
We can come back to that if you want- you don't have to think of answer right now.
Okay

Did you see the Monkees movie on VH1?
No. But my friend Amy taped it for me. I told her to tape it for me, so yes, but not yet.

Favorite Billy Joel song?
I,ve always enjoyed Matter of Trust for some reason. I don,t know why

I'm sorry, the correct answer was For the Longest Time, or Allentown.

Have you ever heard of Artbox?
No.

Are there any commercials on TV right now that you either really like or that really piss you off?
90% of the commercials on TV piss me off and I,m constantly bitching at them.

Any you can think of?
1-800-COLLECT. The one with Arsenio Hall and the girl in the bikini? He tells her she can save a buck or two and she doesn,t seem convinced that it,s a good deal. I guess cuz you,re wearing a bikini you can,t carry a quarter and I don,t really know why Arsernio Hall is small and on top of a phone booth. I also hate all those commercials that are like public service announcementslike those ones for smoking * portions of text omitted *
I take all that back- don,t say any of my opinions on smoking.

If celebrities had action figures of themselves which ones would you buy for yourself or you imaginary child?
I actually own two action figures of my own.
Of yourself?
No, I wish. I own a Seth Green (as Scott Evil) I didn,t buy it because it has any association with Scott Evil. I bought it because I think Seth Green is awesome. I also own an Allison Hannigan action figure but I actually bought it because she was in American Pie and she,s Seth Green,s girlfriend on Buffy so I bought her to hang out with Seth Green

O k a y , b u t i f y o u c o u l d h a v e a n a c t i o n f i g u r e o f y o u r o w n d e s i g n , w h o w o u l d i t b e ?
I w o u l d r e a l l y l i k e a... V i n e s s a S h a w a c t i o n f i g u r e
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W o u l d y o u d o l e w d t h i n g s t o t h e V i n e s s a S h a w a c t i o n f i g u r e ?
N o , I w o u l d t r e a t i t w i t t h e u t m o s t r e s p e c t... a n d s o w o u l d m y o t h e r a c t i o n f i g u r e s .

D o y o u h a v e a f a v o r i t e P o k e m o n ?
N o . B u t I w a t c h e d i t t h e o t h e r d a y a n d t h e y h a d t h i s b i g h u g e p o k e m o n . H e w a s l i k e t h i s b i g f u c k i n t h i n g . I t w a s p r e t t y c o o l .

D o y o u h a v e a d r e a m l a b e l ?
K i n d e r c o r e ( J i m m y w o u l d a l s o l i k e t o p o i n t o u t t h a t t h e r e w a s n o t a m o m e n t o f h e s i t a t i o n t h e r e . O k a y , R Y A N a n d D A N ? )

D o y o u h a v e a f a v o r i t e c o c k t a i l ?
U m ... I d o n t r e a l l y k n o w w h a t a c o c k t a i l i s...

L i k e s o m e t h i n g t h a t 's n o t a b e e r .
I l i k e W i l d T u r k e y .

F a v o r i t e r e c r e a t i o n a l d r u g ?
( h e s i t a t i o n )
Y o u c a n t s c a r e m e - b e f o r e w a r n e d .
I w o n t s c a r e y o u I m j u s t n o t c o m f o r t a b l e w i t h m y r e c r e a t i o n a l d r u g s .
I s t h a t y o u r f i n a l a n s w e r ?
I t h i n k s o .

P l a c e y o u d m o s t l i k e t o t o u r t o ?
A t h e n s a n d G a i n e s v i l l e .

W h y G a i n e s v i l l e ?
I ' v e g o t f a m i l y t h e r e . M y c o u s i n s l i v e t h e r e .

F a v o r i t e v e n u e ?
L u n a L o u n g e / G r e a t L a k e s . T h o s e g u y s b o t h t r e a t u s r e a l n i c e .

D o y o u r e a l i z e t h a t y o u r e b e i n g i n t e r v i e w e d b y t h e b e s t z i n e i n p u b l i c a t i o n t o d a y ?
M a k e s s e n s e t o m e .

O k a y , t h i s i s t h e e l i m i n a t i o n r o u n d o f s o r t s . I ' m g o i n g t o l i s t s o m e t h i n g s a n d y o u j u s t s a y w h a t e v e r . W o r d . S e n t e n c e ... y o u g e t t h e i d e a .

M e g R y a n s r e c e n t b r e a k u p w i t h Dennis Q u a i d . M y f r i e n d C h r i s r e a l l y l i k e s M e g R y a n .

C a n a d a . U m... o n c e m e a n d m y f r i e n d s m u g g l e d b e e r i n f r o m C a n a d a . L a b a a t . O n a b o a t . S o m e c r a z y g u y b o u g h t i t f o r u s .

C o r n o n t h e c o b . M y d a d a l w a y s & c u t s i t o f f t h e c o b . H e c u t s i t o f f a n d e a t s i t o u t o f a p o t . I d o n t f o l l o w h i s l e a d .

S h o r t s . I d o n t r e a l l y o w n a n y ( t h a t s t h e r i g h t a n s w e r ) a n d t h e o n e s I d o o w n I d o n t r e a l l y w e a r

C h i c k e n R u n . I s n t t h a t t h e p e o p l e w h o d o W a l l a c e a n d G r o m i t ? I s a w o n e o f t h o s e o n c e .

T h e r e c e n t s a l e o f t h e D e c l a r a t i o n o f I n d e p e n d e n c e . I w a s a g a i n s t i t . I v e h e a r d s e v e r a l d i f f e r e n t t a k e s o n i t . I m a t t h e p o i n t w h e r e I j u s t d o n t r e a l l y c a r e . A l l i n a l l , i t s j u s t a p i e c e o f p a p e r . I h o p e i t d o e s n t l a s t a s l o n g a s E l i a n d i d .

P u s h K i n g s . I h a v e n o i d e a . ( M i k e f r o m m y f a v o r i t e w a n d e r s o v e r ) m i k e : w h a t ?
M e : t h e P u s h K i n g s . G o !
M i k e : n o t h e r e .

M a r c h R e c o r d s . I l i k e M a r c h R e c o r d s . I o w n a b u n c h o f M a r c h R e c o r d s a n d t h e y ' r e r e a l l y g o o d a n d I l i k e A u t u m n T e e n S o u n d w h i c h I u n d e r s t a n d i s S k i p p y , s o ... g o S k i p p y !

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